Thursday, April 20, 2006

Be a winner: join Online Poker Rakeback


We once gave a How-To speech on how to be a winner. This was years back, but not much has changed. Success comes in many shapes and forms, but it only comes in three letters: OPR.

What is OPR? Well, it's what's going to turn you into a winner. Online Poker Rakeback is a website where you will get FREE money, helping your chances with that blonde chick with the big cans who you only dream of talking to. See, women like money. A lot. Perhaps it's a security issue, perhaps they like to have a credit card and go spend cash at Tiffany's like it's fucking Monopoly money. Either way, women like money and if you go to OPR, you'll get that money -- for free no less.

When you sign up at Online Poker Rakeback, you will get FREE money and we will get a small sum of dough that will be directly wired to our off-shore account.

(Ok, that joke was old, played out and run through like that other blonde chick with the fake cans.)

Signing up at OPR is a win-win situation for everyone. (Please be sure to use the referral code: "The Big Picture" when you sign up). To read how OPR works, check out our previous posts on the subject, here and here.

So become a winner. Join OPR. And get the girl.

9 comments:

star firstbaseman said...

Haha. Nice.

Anonymous said...

This blog used to be awesome. Now it is becoming just a place for ads.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

hate that you think that. we run an ad post a week (and try to make it readable). that's it. no other ads. no corporate sellouts. we're just trying to have some fun.

NFL Adam said...

Yeah, this place was the shit back in the good old days.

Like December.

Anonymous said...

Zach, just keep doing what you did with the Julio Franco story. That was hilarious. haha. Later

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Anonymous said...

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$3000.00 per month in poker rakeback? I checked this site and it looks
good but does anyone have any more info? Waiting....William

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