Why we might:The easy answer: She likes men.
The more in-depth answer: Definitely a shocker, but Doris Burke is not a lesbian. She might have "experimented" in college, which then translated into having girlfriends and liking women and not liking men and reading Little Women and listening to Alanis Morissette.
But truth is, Doris Burke is married. To a man. His name is Gregg. She has two kids. That implies she has fornicated with Gregg.
Perhaps it's best to say this aloud together: Doris Burke is not a lesbian. One more time: DORIS BURKE IS NOT A LESBIAN.
There. All better now.
Why we might not:
The easy answer: Could use a hair dresser or curler or moose.
The more in-depth answer: We've often mentioned how some of these women -- and this is a common generalization with assertive, strong, female sportscasters -- could kick our ass. Before it might've been bullshit or written in this space simply to get a cheap laugh, but Burke, who is the youngest of eight children, could probably beat the fuck out of Chuck Norris.
When you have older brothers, you get toughened up. You're so used to getting beaten around as a kid, you learn to stand up for yourself -- those brothers might be a pain in the ass then, but they help make you what you are now.
This is all assuming that Doris Burke had older brothers. If she had seven older sisters, that might explain her being a lesbia...oh. Fuck.
The answer: What if we told you that Burke likes S&M and gives the best BJ east of the Mississippi? Would that make you do her? We'd go with yes. In a few of the pictures she looks decent, despite not being our type and definitely being a lesbia...oh. Fuck again.
For the record, we'll call it five Long Islands and maybe a horse tranquilizer or six. For us.
All right, folks. The polls are open, but don't shy away from the comments. Say yes. We dare you. Nah, you don't need that much convincing. If you're in a drought, you'd consider it, right? Don't lie...
15 comments:
Doris is very plain looking...I agree, she needs some moose in the hair, ala Cameron Diaz style...
I think she would be a bit timid at first, then after about 30 seconds she would fuck the hair off my back...
So HELL YA!!!...she could spread for me
I say Yes....I agree that she is plain but she reminds of the type that if you show her a little affection she could turn into a wildcat and be a total freak in the sack. I bet she would look pretty good if she got dressed up and did a little bit with the hair.
Agree with both rstiles and anon..plain looking, deep husky voice when I hear her on ESPN, but when the lights are out and her fingers/lips are making you moan, you can pretend she is anyone...She's not morbidly obese so she fits the category of a voice...pussy is pussy
I have to go with sex.
Remember, its not on a scale of 1-10. Its just binary code. Ones and Zeros.
She gets the one.
Steve hit it right on the head...
There are 2 BIG questions that have to always be asked:
1. Is she clean (hygiene)
2. Is she so obese that you need a clothes prop to lift the fat in order to get to the good parts...
If you answers YES to Q1 and NO to Q2, then the answer is simple - FUCK HER!!!
It's mousse that she needs. I don't know, maybe it would be fun if she came to your house with a moose.
I vote yes just to find out if she uses "moose" in her hair/pubes.
I have long wondered as to rstiles' rationale for what looks to be an unbroken string of "yes" votes. Not that I disagreed with him - I have a similar stretch of positives since I discovered The Big Picture. Now I can say with certainty that we both approach this from the same perspective, which scares me just a little bit.
Nah, she doesn't do it for me, but hey, she's starting to look better on tv. Ahhhhh.....nah. Can't do it. Did I mention that this is the best Would You Do..? tourney yet?
A tip of the cap to you George!!!!!
I can't believe Burke is losing...you guys are nuts!!!...there is more pussy out there instead of just Erin Andrews!!!
I suppose, if you look at her juuust right...6 LITs, some really dim lighting and a long hot shower afterwards.
Forget the long hot shower afterwards, make it interesting. Take one of those showers with her where you come out of the shower feeling dirtier than when you went in. I bet if you gave her a few drinks, took a few yourself, she would do things that would have you calling her back again and again. I bet if she took some time with her appearance she could probably look really good. I say yes big time. I agree that there is more pussy in the world than Erin Andrews. People need to be a little more open, I'm sure everyone is not going home to a 10 every night.
I am on the fence with this one. I think this picture is less than flattering and it would require a lot of alcohol
How can she be doing almost as badly as Shelley Smith??? Yes she is plain but she is just your average woman. I know I would hit it. First I would knock the cobwebs off of her box because I'm sure it hasn't been used that often. Then I would hit it
As far as future rounds....we need Sage Steele on here.
yeah id fuck this bitch and have her talk basketball to me while im killing her cunt.
no way dude, no way id hit this. this chick looks like the fat girl in 4th grade that use to let me cheat off her and always thought id kiss her for it and never did. shes ass.
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