Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Gary Williams gets second title, reach-around

Ok, so Gary Williams doesn't coach women's basketball, though at times we suspected that Steve Blake was a little bitch. But the Maryland women's team just won a National Championship. They're going to Disneyland! (Right after they go shopping and get their nails done).

We know what you're thinking: "What the fuck are these douche bags doing writing about female sports?"

Um, we definitely understand your concern, but we hate to tell you that we're not:

a. drunk
b. high
c. drunk and high
d. trying to get some ass
e. losers of a bet
f. hallucinating

Really. We just thought it'd be appropriate to write about this women's championship game. If you didn't see it, it was a pretty good game. Far more entertaining than that bullshit in Indianapolis. The Terps beat Duke 78-75 in OT, and, as far as we know, nobody dunked. It was women's basketball at its finest, which is saying it was kinda like watching Beer League softball.

And by the way, the chick in the bottom left of the above photo is not Yoakim Noah, despite popular belief.

This post was brought to you by Title IX.

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