Saturday, April 29, 2006
San Diego does not give a fuck if you played last year
-The Chargers pass up on Eli Manning and go with Antonio Cromartie, cornerback, Florida State. Jaws hates the pick -- in part because Cromartie didn't play last year -- but still Jaws is being a douche.
-Cromatie, pictured, was seen with a child on his lap. We think it's his, though it may be Matt Leinart's.
-Chris Berman is not a soothsayer -- he just gets the pick before we do.
-Kansas City decides to pick Tamba Hali at No. 20 and we don't know who he is. But Mel Kiper likes him.
-Mel just mentioned "great motor." Take 1 drink.
-Anyone else getting beer goggles going? Suzy Kolber is looking good! Guess now we know what Joe Namath was thinking.
-Still no WRs taken. Chad Jackson's butting his head against a wall.
-New England is on the clock...time for Tom Brady to get a new butt-buddy (receiver)?