Meet the new captain of the Love Boat

-At No. 17 the Vikes snag Chad Greenway who is really, really white. He may get mistaken for the wall in certain buildings. We don't know if he likes strippers and double-headed fuck toys, but we'll find out soon. We expect him to buddy up with Fred Smoot.

-Drinking game update: Berman has flubbed three lines (by our count) and we still haven't seen a war room. Take 4 drinks.

-Dallas is on the clock...why aren't we hearing Ed Werder?