Why we might:
The easy answer: As a pornstar, she knows what's she's doing.
The more in-depth answer: Get this: she grew up a devout Mormon! Until she got corrupted by the ASU cheerleading team -- as her Wikipedia page points out -- she didn't like caffeine, boys or fun.
But she soon realized she sorta liked boys (and girls) and having fun, and dropped out of school to be a pornstar. (Still not sure if she messes around with caffeine).
She made over 250 movies, so she's clearly experienced. If that's not your thing, well, she's freak-a-licious. She'll probably let you do anal, and, if you're in a really fucked up mood, she might let you pee on her. (Like we said, you better be in a really fucked up mood).
Why we might not:
The easy answer: ASU + pornstar = dirtier than Sub-Saharan Africa.
The more in-depth answer: Pornstars serve as great fantasies and outstanding jerk material for most men. But when it comes down to sleeping with one, we think most people would have some reservations.
If she's made over 250 films, went to Arizona State and is Mormon, her numbers could be in the upper hundreds to thousands. Even if she's clean (big if), partners in the thousands sounds like a gaping hole you could play a football game in. Hot dog in a hallway, man.
The answer: The temptation is clearly there. Just knowing what she could do with her tongue gets us worked up. But as a pornstar, we'd like for her to pay Dr. 90210 a visit before we meet up. We could talk about all her flaws and our own inhibitions, but c'mon, who are we kidding? Three Long Islands for us. Make it four if she wants us to pee on her.
All right, folks. The polls are open. But don't shy away from the comments. Ever been with a pornstar? Just think of it as a cheerleader who films herself more often...
(High-fives to Kevin for the idea).
22 comments:
She may be a dirty whore, but she is the type who would swallow every last drop....so hell ya, I would do her...
2 LIs then it is swallowing time
I agree with stiles.....use a condom and youre fine.......shes probably a great fuck and gives head with the best of them........Why the fuck not?
I gonna assume any no votes are because she's done more guys than any of you have done women.
Because if you didn't know she was in porn you would all say yes.
um yeah. look at her. I mean LOOK. Do a google search (and make sure searchsafe is off). Even if she is 4'11" and 92 pounds - she's hot. Yes, of course. Next one better make me think.
I'm going to say no. I looked beyond the world class blowjob and thought about the constant penicillin shots. I don't like needles. I don't need that shit.
Pro - petite frame (a la Sasha Cohen) brings rag-dolling into play, gymnastics past brings every other position into play, good chance you can get her to do a line off your johnson
Con - She's so dirty that you'll have to sandblast it to get it clean, not exactly pretty, especially for ASU (see Taryne Mowatt).
This one was good, as I would certainly have misgivings. Four LITs, but I wouldn't tell anyone.
You guys are funny.
Porn stars are probably cleaner than the chick you met in the chat room or the desperate pig at last call.
They get tested. Duh.
No - while you guys are talking about the great blow job (Certainly) - i disagree with the HOT comments. She is skinny, looks like she would break in half - looks like she is 12 years old - a slut in a child's body!
Not sure...
I went ahead and added you blog to my blogroll over at Behind the Dugout. Keep up the entertaining writing
skankomatic--clapomatic...
plus, the eligibility committee should review this one--are former cheerleaders--now 'professionals' 'eligible' for this hallowed company?
35% of the people who voted are either liars or gay
I'd slap her 'til my dick fell off. Then I'd pick up my dick and slap her around with it.
She gave me wood. Now I'm forced to head to the glory hole at the mall. Senator Craig, is that you?
The amount of tequila required would cause liver failure. Proof once again that most men are willing screw anything! At least a few of us have some pride and standards.
Problem: Existing holes ragged out, likely disease-ridden, possibly prolapsed from overuse
Solution: Drill a new hole with diamond-studded condom tip.
"Yes."
Hell no; One - not a cheerleader, Two - compared to Amanda this Courtney whore is a dog, Third - Wouldn't even rate very high on a list titled "Would you do a porn star?)
right on
fellow anon !
no. I'm still busy with C.G. Amanda
Never - how about the LSU babes instead!
Hedious - not a chance & not into skinny things with no figure.
No way - she looks like a board with 2 holes, 1 in the front & 1 in the back. Would be afraid of getting splinters!
NEVER! She tops the skank chart
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