Would you do...Amanda Beard?

Why we might:

The easy answer: There's a reason she's done FHM.

The more in-depth answer: Talk about a fuck you could brag about.

You always hear about Trophy Wives and the such, but Beard would like actually make a Trophy Wife. She's won two Olympic gold medals, four silvers and a bronze. You'd get her and her medals. Bonus.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Two words: Run. Through.

The more in-depth answer: Allow us to elaborate, and by "us," we naturally mean "Wikipedia":

Beard is well-known among stockcar racing circles, after dating several of the drivers. Her relationship with Nextel Cup Series driver Carl Edwards ended in April of 2006.

We'd call Beard the town bicycle, but the town fucking stockcar might be more fitting. A girl like this should not be banging hick race car drivers. Un-hick "writers," with a knack for dirty language, should be her type.

The answer: Tell ya the truth, we don't find Beard particularly hot. All glitzed up she looks good, but toned down she's hardly worthy of a double take. You know a girl is fine as hell when she looks good without make-up, and that cannot be said for Beard.

She's done FHM, is scheduled to appear in Playboy soon, and has a swimmer's body. Tim Hardaway might not like us if we turn her down. But let's just say there's much more excitement for other, lower-profile chicks.

For the record, we'll call it three Long Islands...for her. She'll need some liquid courage to make the switch from stockcar drivers to hunky bloggers.

All right, folks. The polls are open (nice new edition, huh?). But don't shy away from the comments. Let's find out if you'd get wet with Amanda and if you have what it takes to bag Olympic gold.

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