Would you do...Allison Stokke?

Why we might:

The easy answer: She's legal. Half your age + 7, motherfuckers!

So: 23 ÷ 2 = 11½. 11½ + 7 = 18½. We're gold!

The more in-depth answer: Talk about Internet fucking sensation.

Stokke, just a high school senior -- high school! Interpret that however you like. -- had her picture find its way onto the Net. From there, well, her stock will never be higher. She's got a MySpace fan page, for fuck's sake.

Getting a girl like this would be a prize right now.

If you could brag about bedding three chicks, who do you take?

1. Stokke
   
2. Carmen Electra
   
3. Jessica Biel
   

Maybe that's a stupid question. Our answer to that is a no-brainer. (Electra). But you see our point, right? This girl is an Internet sensation. She's at an all-time high, so you gotta make the most of it while you can.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: Inexperienced.

The more in-depth answer: At this point, with all the drama surrounding this poor girl's unwanted attention, is it really worth it? Frankly, we wouldn't be surprised to go on a consensual date with her and have a lawsuit waiting on our doorstep when we got back. (Her father's a high-powered lawyer, by the way. All the more reason not to mess around).

And while the above picture leads to dirty thought after dirty thought, other photos of her reveal she's not as hot as that one picture suggests.

Don't get us wrong: she's hot. But walk around a high school college campus for five minutes and you'll come across plenty of broads with better faces and better-than-or-equal-to bodies.

The answer: C'mon. That one picture -- albeit the best of her we've seen -- gives us like a double hard-on. And she can play sports. Because that's important too. So we'll say yes, but we'll need some drank. Call it three Long Islands for us (to help us get over the fact she's still taking classes like Algebra and Biology) and something stronger for her(Everclear?) to have her get past the whole "unwanted attention" bullshit.

All right, folks. The polls are open (nice new edition, huh?). But don't shy away from the comments. When was the last time you turned out an 18-year-old? When was the last time you got sued? Decisions, decisions.

Would you do...Allison Stokke
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