Thursday, July 06, 2006

Would you do Erin Andrews?

Why we might:

The easy answer: Have you seen this woman?! Andrews is ultra-mega hot. Get her in a tight shirt and she'll give a dude Instant Boner Syndrome (IBS).

The more in-depth answer: Andrews was a member of the Dazzlers — the University of Florida dance team — while "studying" in Gainsville. We like this notion of dancers — they sorta remind us of strippers/hookers which makes Andrew's fuckability (n. being real fuckable) skyrocket. Are we saying she's a nympho who we could easily bang if in plain sight of her? Well, yeah, that's exactly what we're saying.

Why we might not:

The easy answer: We are very open here about our lack of interest in the NHL. Andrews is part of ESPN's hockey coverage so she's probably lost about 60 mph off her vocal speed.

The more in-depth answer: Getting back to this Dazzler thing, we're more than a little nervous about who she "dazzled" while dancing on the sideline at Gator games. Joakim Noah? Nah, that's after her time (she graduated in 2000). Danny Wuerffel? Can't rule that one out (maybe while she was touring the school?), but the guy did win the Heisman, so that's acceptable. The one we're really concerned about is this guy. Fine, so this is the guy we're really concerned about...Mike "I'm a huge hick" Miller. They were there at the same time, and being a pretty decent college player, said gap-toother probably could pull premium tail. Enter Andrews. We have absolutely zero reason to think this other than the fact that they were at UF at the same time and she danced for his team. On second thought, we have every reason to believe it! If they indeed hit it, she might be spoiled/dumb for years.

The answer: The Miller connection is disturbing, but certainly not enough to make this a "no" vote. We'll make it an emphatic yes on the basis of her looks and dancer skills. This would be a 0 Long Islands nod if it weren't for the possibility that she's tainted from her days at UF. Let's say 3 Long Islands would be needed to make us forget about gap-toothed dickhead.

All right, folks. Your turn to decide if Andrews is worth a cheap screw: post a simple "Y" (for yes, "I'd run through that shit"), or "N" (for no, "I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole") in the comments sections.

Standings:

109 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um hells yes. I'll need 4 long islands. To give to her. So she won't remember the meaning of the word no.

JMC said...

tell her I will, no tell her I MIGHT.

(that's a yes, and, well, yeah, like anonymous said, the long islands will be for her)

Max Fischer said...

Yes, Yes and Yes.

Lil' Hater said...

give us a challenge here.

Lil' Hater said...

that means yes.

Mini Me said...

Yes she is hot.

NFL Adam said...

We'll say no because nobody should have a perfect record.

Anonymous said...

C'mon ... unless you're gay, a guy would love to sample Erin Andrews' goodies. That's scrumptous stuff. ... it's not like we're talking about Michelle TaBOYA or Linda 'run when her makeup slides off' Cohn ... we're talking prime meat with Erin.

Mike said...

Y

Lou Mindar said...

This is the easiest one yet. Without a doubt I'd do Erin. There are only a couple sports babes I would rank higher.

schlik1 said...

definite yes

brian said...

Y!

Dinger said...

I wouldn't screw her. Instead I would allow her to tie me up and blindfold me and do whatever she wanted to do to me. Maybe she would tickle me without mercy?!

Anonymous said...

Hot = Yes
Skilled = Not so much
Would I = Is the Pope Catholic?

This girl is simply too hot for me to say "NO" to anything she says.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Hell Yeah, she'd have seen more loads than a maytag after i was done with her.

WaistingCompanyTime6 said...

NFL Adam - I like your blog, but dude your gay if you wouldn't hit that.

NFL Adam said...

Am I the only one who think she looks a little manish in that picture? I think you might be gay if you want to do her.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Anonymous said...

That picture is probably the worst I've ever seen her!

Anonymous said...

Y

Anonymous said...

I'D EAT A BUCKET OF HER SHIT JUST TO KNOW WHAT HER ASS SMELLED LIKE.

OAK said...

(YYYY)es! I'd eat a bucket of her shit just to know what my throbbing, rock-hard cock felt like shoved up her ass! I don't care how much she stumbles on-air, she could stumble, rumble & bumble on-air from now until Hell froze over as long as my dick was pumping away in between her legs.

Anonymous said...

yesssssss

Anonymous said...

hell yeah fine as hell/ adam youre gay faggot

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, Erin is very attractive however you should respect her, not just show how you want to abuse her. She is a professional, not to mention a woman. Yes, we are to respect women, they're not just to disrespect physically or any other way. Time to grow up & show respect for your fellow men & woman.

Anonymous said...

whoever voted no is either a devout muslim or as gay as ricky martin.

a big big YYYYY on this one.

erin andrews is the highlander of hot sports chicks.

Anonymous said...

Hell Yes! I can't believe Kolber has more yes votes than Erin.

Anonymous said...

Abso-freaking-loutely.

Twice.

Anonymous said...

Ahhh, YES!! How does that phrase go? Hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave!! a truly fan-fulfillingtastic body!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhh YES! How does the phrase go? Hate to see her go, but love to watch her leave!!! Her body is truly fan-fulfillingtastic!!!

Anonymous said...

Heck yea...and I wouldn't even wear a condominium!

OAK said...

Another Y+Y+Y+Y+Y+ES for Erin after her Citrus Bowl game. ABC had two GREAT shots of her FANTASTIC body! Erin has given me a permanent case of IBS for her!

Anonymous said...

You're damn right I'd do her!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Y many many times Y

Joe

Anonymous said...

Given that there are times when the neighbor's dog looks appealing to me, put me down for a BIG HUGE Y !!

Anonymous said...

yes, even as a straight female- I would become a carpet muncher for someone like her!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I actually know Mike Miller (more his brother and dad than him) and all but know for a fact he did not nail Erin Andrews. He's been with his gf (now his wife) pretty much since he started at UF.

That being said, it's a no-brainer yes for Andrews.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

thanks for the insight about Mike Miller! that's like real life knowledge we now half!

now that we know that, we can rule out Miller...too bad.

Thanks for the insight!

Anonymous said...

The things I would eat out of her ass...you have no idea.

Anonymous said...

Does a bear shit the woods?

Hells yes.

Topher Thompson said...

Yes, she is a GOLDEN GOD!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I need to add my yes long after the fact because Erin Andrews shouldn't be behind Suzy Kolber (except in my dreams and with various devices).

Pete said...

HELL YES!!!! She's SMOKIN!!!!

Gabriel said...

yes i would do her all day & night

Anonymous said...

that would be an emphatic YES! i was at the Ohio State vs. Michigan State game last night, and she was in top form. Ass was amazing (she was wearing a thong) and her breasts were as perfect as melons.


HELL YES

ian said...

YES

Brandon said...

Hell yes. There would be no LITs for that....don't you know what booze does for "performance?'

Bullgator said...

Are you serious? HELL YES! She is hot and she is a GATOR! A no brainer.

Anonymous said...

how could anyone say no...of course, yes!!!!!!!!!

EY The Scribe said...

Why is this even a question? But how can you make that list of other female sportscasters and not have the heavenly Lindsey Soto on there?

Where's the Westside love?

http://www.geocities.com/cbusnewsbabes7/carolynhughes_010.jpg

Anonymous said...

Yes

Erin Andrews>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Anonymous said...

hell yeah, id knock the dust off that pussy.

Anonymous said...

Yes with a capital Y. ESPN need to give Erin her own show, preferably so that we can see her in some bikinis.

CumDumpsterSeeker said...

hell yes! she's long and lean and would love to welcome a long, hard fleshy neighbor into her intimate area.

i think she dates some hockey player, maybe from the Lightning?

Dan said...

YES

meta4man said...

yes

Anonymous said...

no. maybe after half a dozen LI's, but she's too fake. I got nothing.

Anonymous said...

Yes!!

She gives me a boner. Might as stick it in her.

Slobodan Chutzpah said...

I would love to see the guy (or guys) behind this piece. Judging from the sound of it, you're a sweaty-palmed fat IT nerd who had no chance of "getting premium tail" at college, or, for that matter, anywhere else. Sad, really. But I'm just saying...

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

Yes! Of course! I'd make use of her dancing skills, too. I've got the stripper pole ready to go.

Anonymous said...

god i would
nice ass
can anyone post a pic for me
i would give that girl anal anyday

Anonymous said...

Hell Yes!!! Any Time, Any Place (on her), Any Place (Where we might be)!!! If you take more than 1 second to decide this that you have got to be a catcher!

Anonymous said...

ok I'll do it for the team lol

Anonymous said...

Hell Yes I would She is freakin HOTT!

Anonymous said...

as another poster on another board said....she looks like trev alberts with make-up & a wig

Anonymous said...

Actually, no...unless you want sloppy 25th's. I heard that she's done every player on the Tampa Bay Lightning. Quite the slut, apparently.

Anonymous said...

hell yeah!

Anonymous said...

Yes!

Anonymous said...

Oh hell yes!

Anonymous said...

Absolutely Yes!

F.G. Williott said...

Fuck Yes! NO BRAINER!

Anonymous said...

Yes.. plus you she knows her stuff..

Andrew said...

ultra-mega hot? I dunno about that. that's an awful lot of makeup there and she just looks kinda odd. But still yeah, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Man, nfl adam, you sound like Bill Conlin voting nay on Nolan Ryan for the HOF.

We'll say no because we have a penpal named Erin who means the world to us.

Otto Mann said...

She was born a man, right? It's cool; I'm, like, totally open-minded.

Anonymous said...

yes please

Anonymous said...

Who wouldn't wanna do Erin? She is HOTT.

TimDog44 said...

Yes...even though she may have a small case of manface, at least based on the telecast I am watching right now (Kentucy vs. Carolina)..she needs more makeup or I need more liquor.....

schultz said...

yeah, make mine a yes

manopike said...

What a silly question. I'd plow that to next july.

Anonymous said...

Who's the lone fag who voted no? I should smack the shit out of you

bieb said...

Ummmm That is a BIG F**cking HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSS... and the fact she is part of the Hockey analyst team is even better. She is definately a major cause of IBS, she might need to be reported to the CDC.

bolt said...

She reminds of someone's little sister. I would do her in a second. I dont care if she's shagged Vinny Lecavalier and crew. A slut is a slut is a slut is a slut!

Anonymous said...

I don't think I would do Erin Andrews since I don't find her as hot as Bonnie Bernstein. Bonnie has a bedroom reputation so that says it all. Also Bonnie is much, much hotter for her age!

Anonymous said...

In a Florida Gator second!!! You would have to be blind, gay, or dead to say no. I mean, look at the bitch!!

Anonymous said...

A big 'ole HELL YEA

Anonymous said...

Yeah - - although there are nicer

Anonymous said...

Wow, yes. I'd pay to have sex with her.

Anonymous said...

Hell yes, I would do her and continue to do her until she could no longer take it. She is the hottest by far.

Anonymous said...

i could have fun with her

wrongheaded said...

yeppers, she's a good. a friend used to say, "i'd eat a mile of shit to get within an inch of her ass." Erin's worth about 1/2 mile.

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Anonymous said...

I just stumbled upon a very hot picture of her this weekend! Her breasts look so good and her body sexy. I'd like to do both her and Bonnie sometime.

madnice said...

i would tittyfuck. shes not all that. just a regular white bitch.

Anonymous said...

Hell yes I'd fuck her. I want
to fuck that ass of hers.

Anonymous said...

Hell yes,I want to tittyfuck
and cum all over her face!!!

Anonymous said...

Hell yes,I want to FUCK
that ass of hers

madnice said...

ill cum in dat white bitches face and spit on her after im done and say black guys are the best.

Anonymous said...

Of course, Erin is a hot lil biotch.
I'd bust a nut and let it drip down her face.

Anonymous said...

No... She's too bony.

Anonymous said...

She used to hit it with Kirk Herbstreit ALL the freaking time. This is common knowledge in Columbus and a good/bad reason to do it. Good in that you know she gets down (even with toolsacks like Herbie), but Bad because she did it with a toolsack like Herbie.

Either way, anyone should do it that ever gets the chance -- she's hot.

Anonymous said...

No, not unless she starts wearing more makeup! She looks like a test pilot for Revlon!

Anonymous said...

I most definitely would!!!! She's so beautiful. I would love to suck her breasts!

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Anonymous said...

Yes. Even you gave me a billion dollars to say no to her, i'd still say yes.

Anonymous said...

i think someone already said this, but i would pay to do this girl.

Anonymous said...

Yes, of course.

Anonymous said...

If she asked nicely I would bury my tongue in her stupid ass deep as she could take. Otherwise she is not that great. Yeah a good body but I've seen and been with better. Her lower body is fairly thick.

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Anonymous said...

i have seen her totally nude. she is gorgeous, except that she shaves. a lot of men LUV natural, furry beavers. she can also just let here natural hair color grow back. she seems to have light chestnut hair? she does not need to stay peroxide blonde. however, that is entirely up to her.
the beaver would be a deal breaker for me. i can't stand it when they have no beaver.