Thursday, March 12, 2009

Why was Dwight Freeney anywhere near Dr. Phil and his soap box?

We've stated our admiration, respect and liking for Dr. Phil before. Usually stepping up on his high horse to talk to the bottom rungs of society, Dr. Phil talked to some gold diggers (hot, by the way) and dressed up Freeney in a limo outfit as some kind of freaky fetish thing, we think. Or to find out how genuine the women are. But probably the fetish thing.

From the Indy Star via Ben Maller:
Colts defensive end Dwight Freeney is an excellent limo driver incognito.

Just ask two women who flew to Los Angeles to discuss their gold-digging natures with TV self-help guru Dr. Phil. The guests didn't realize the man in the limo driver outfit was a famous football player with a $76 million contract.
We naturally didn't watch the episode because anyone with an IQ higher than that of a tomato doesn't watch Dr. Phil. But you can see some previews for the episode here.

The gold diggers are hot chicks who Freeney probably thought about banging, realized they were gold diggers, then went ahead and banged them anyway.

Or that's what we would do if we were Dwight Freeney or our life were a porno. Or go the Bahamas. That, too, would be nice. Probably some nice gold diggers there.


JMC said...

believe it or not I saw a lot of that episode because my girlfriend was watching it and wouldn't give up the remote. Those women were idiots. Dwight Freeney might as well have just cut off his penis and handed it to Dr Phil, because that's pretty much what you are doing when you agree to be on his show.

We have GOT to get a second TV.

GMoney said...

JMC, wtf man? That is embarrassing.

Bazooka Jones said...

I suggest a second TV. Two TV's are amazing.

Especially on Saturdays and Sundays during football season.

But I actually went and watched the preview you linked to out of curiosity (and procrastination). Dr. Phil considers "Uncensored" to be him standing backstage saying the same psychobabble bullshit he says on stage.

What a tool.

Anonymous said...

After his Dr. Phil admission, we need to reconsider the real reason behind any of JMC's "no" votes on "Would You So" contests...

JMC said...

I'm telling you, making me watch that crap is damn near just cause for me to break up with her. What a waste of our fucking time.