Thursday, March 05, 2009

Morning Headlines: Manny Signs with Dodgers


Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Tuesday's winner: Adam with this gem: Oakland eyes Crabtree at No. 7 after Seattle snags free-agent receiver.

[Manny, Dodgers complete deal].

-Pierre nervous about future as LA signs veteran outfielder

-Torre: 'His work ethic will be highly influential with the younger players'

-Former Red Sox to play outfield for Dodgers

Your baseball headlines in the comments, please.

8 comments:

SSReporters said...

Former 13th overall pick of 1991 MLB draft signs with Dodgers.

JMC said...

TERREL OWENS!!!1!! TERREL !!OWENS TERREL OWENS !!TERREL OWENS!!!!!!!! (manny signs)

JMC said...

-Dodgers outfield crowded after inking free agent

GMoney said...

Ramirez, Dodgers come to terms quickly

Bazooka Jones said...

Manny agrees to original offer (roughly)

JMC said...

-Dodgers win bidding war with themselves for outfielder's services

adam said...

Dodgers go bargain hunting to fill outfield void.

Anonymous said...

dodgers suck. doesnt matter who they sign. they suck