Monday, March 09, 2009

Morning Headlines: Duke-Carolina

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Thursday's winner: Awesome commenter GMoney of The Money Shot with this number: Ramirez, Dodgers come to terms quickly

[Duke-Carolina box score].

-Big first half paves way for 'Heels.

-Kryzaklejljmzoamn#dka_!ki: 'We made their bench beat us'

-Carolina to likely face Maryland or Virginia Tech next

Your ACC headlines in the comments, please.


Ryan said...

Tyler Hansbrough sheds Duke defenders during game, tears afterwards.

JMC said...

-Carolina wins final tuneup for ACC tournament

GMoney said...

Hansbrough plays final game, nation rejoices

Paulus avoids posterization in Duke loss

mrm said...

Frasor scores 3 in final home game.

HM said...

Late Lance Thomas bucket not enough -- Heels Prevail.

Hansbrough Fouls Out, But Still A Gay Icon.

adam said...

Emotional day for Bobby Frasor, other Carolina seniors as Heels thump Duke.

D.O. said...

Kryczdaksfjhadksjfh: "You just can't say enough about what Martynas Pocius has meant to this program."

Pocius witnesses loss.

Pocius: "I saw the whole game."

Blue Devils lose despite zero minutes from Martynas Pocius.

Duke fans left to wonder: Could Pocius have made the difference?

SSReporters said...

Keigtsitgoigstwleigytsiutski: Henderson's 3 missed free throws cost us.