Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Morning Headlines: Houshmandzadeh signs with Seahawks

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Houshmandzadeh signs with Seattle].

-Seahawks add former Bengal to roster

-Mora: 'This makes us a playoff team'

-Seahawks to explore wider jersey to compensate new player's lengthy name

Go play in the comments.

8 comments:

SSReporters said...

Vikings still looking for receiving target for Rosenfels as Houshmandzadeh chooses Seattle.

JMC said...

-Free agent wide receiver finds new home in Seattle

-Bellevue police put on alert as former Bengal looks for new homes in area

-TJ ready to spread his wings, signs with 'hawks

-Houshmandzadeh: "The neon green piping really brings out my eyes"

-Houshmandzadeh hoping to be latest in long line of standout Seattle receivers

JMC said...

-Hasselbeck: This asshole better have some fucking hands!

adam said...

Oakland eyes Crabtree at No. 7 after Seattle snags free-agent receiver.

adam said...

Oakland eyes Crabtree at No. 7 after Seattle snags free-agent receiver.

GMoney said...

Seattle signs Bengals WR; not Ocho Cinco or Chris Henry

D.O. said...

Houshmandsadeh signs with 'Hawks, prepares to get double teamed.

Josh said...

Houshmanzadeh: Hippie Seattle is the only place where I could keep my ponytail

(by the way, Times copy editors are not happy to have to fit that last name in headlines...)