Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Who the fuck do you think you are, John Pelphrey? Sidney freakin' Lowe?
Red blazer. Gray slacks. Striped tie. Tan shirt. Was Arkansas coach John Pelphrey dressed by Stevie Wonder?
Gimmicks have a time and place -- a big home game against a top-10 non-conference foe after defeating another top-10 non conference foe is a decent enough one.
But you just fucked with the fashion police, Mr. Pelphrey. We don't judge quality wins, RPI or strength of schedule.
We judge whether or not you look like a motherfucking lobsterback.
And NC State's Sidney Lowe already did the redcoat thing. And Bruce Pearl dressed like an oompa-loompa before that. You're behind the curve, pal.
Oh, and Arkansas dominates the Big 12 and all that.