Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Who the fuck do you think you are, John Pelphrey? Sidney freakin' Lowe?


Red blazer. Gray slacks. Striped tie. Tan shirt. Was Arkansas coach John Pelphrey dressed by Stevie Wonder?

Gimmicks have a time and place -- a big home game against a top-10 non-conference foe after defeating another top-10 non conference foe is a decent enough one.

But you just fucked with the fashion police, Mr. Pelphrey. We don't judge quality wins, RPI or strength of schedule.

We judge whether or not you look like a motherfucking lobsterback.

And NC State's Sidney Lowe already did the redcoat thing. And Bruce Pearl dressed like an oompa-loompa before that. You're behind the curve, pal.

Oh, and Arkansas dominates the Big 12 and all that.

6 comments:

GMoney said...

Did you ever consider that maybe in these tough times, Pelphrey moonlights as a movie usher???

HM said...

Maybe the ugly red jacket helps take his mind off that March day in 1992 when he stood with his hands by his waist and watched as Laettner buried the 18 footer in OT.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but didja see that huge smile ol' Red-Jacket had on his mug after whipping Mighty Texas? Priceless!!!

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I don't see the bad side of it. I think that he tries to imitate someone but it is his style.

Jared Payne said...

Maybe the ugly red jacket helps take his mind off that March day in 1992 when he stood with his hands by his waist and watched as Laettner buried the 18 footer in OT.

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