Friday, January 09, 2009

Morning Headlines: BCS National Championship

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winner: Anonymous 11:55 a.m. with this: Counting Crows distraught: Mr. Jones no more in Big D.

[Florida-Oklahoma box score].

-Title game officiated for first time by African-American referee

-Oklahoma's outpouring of offense not enough as Florida wins key game

-Meyer: 'The blocked field goal was the difference'

Have some fun!


Anonymous said...

Tebow celebrates 2 Crystal football trophies by going headfirst into two gigantic titties!!!!

Peter said...

Sooners can't overcome strong first quarter by the Gators

Bokolis said...

Tebow now king of the jump-throw; Jeter privately grumbling to friends

GMoney said...

Jesus ecstatic after Gators victory

Bob Stoops loses again, refuses to take off stupid visor

JMC said...

-Refs nearly invisible in clean title game

-Fed Ex BCS National Championship played, broadcast by Fox, Florida wins

-Tebow still not an NFL QB prospect after winning second title

-OU fans: At least we have the Thunder

JMC said...

-Utah stays undefeated as Florida tops OU in Bowl Game

JMC said...

-Zach was right, Florida best team in country

HM said...

Gators Win As Tebow Throws 2 Picks, Only 1 of Which is Caught By an OU Defender

(look at the box score you link to)

Gators Win Despite 0 Yards on INT returns.

Anonymous said...

Storied offenses shine as Gators win a thriller