Thursday, January 08, 2009

Morning Headlines: Pacman released by Cowboys

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winner: GMoney of The Money Shot with this: Tulsa dominates, Mobile will never be the same.

[Jones released].

-Dallas releases injured DB

-Phillips: 'He just couldn't make the big plays when we needed them'

-With departed Jones, Cowboys look to bulk up defensive back in April's draft

Play time in the comments.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pacman released from Cowboys because Jerry Jones only allows 1 player to have a celebrity girlfriend at a time...and Jessica Simpson is way hotter than Ms. PacMan

GMoney said...

Jerry Jones mutilates squirrels, releases Pacman

Strippers make a call to arms as Pacman released

JMC said...

-Ed Werder makes stellar report as Jones released

-Pacman free to run from ghosts, eat cherries

-Vick in disbelief as Jones still at large

JMC said...

-Jones gives illuminating answers in exit interview

JMC said...

-Romo distraught after best friend released

-Jerry Jones makes in rain pink slips for Pacman

JMC said...

that should say "makes IT rain" not "makes in rain"

Anonymous said...

I wish I knew how to spell the sound of PacMan dying from the video game...that would be my entry because PacMan has run out of Power pellets and lives!!!

Anonymous said...

Former TNA tag team champion Pacman Jones looks to get back into wrestling after attempt at football career fails

Anonymous said...

Counting Crows distraught: Mr. Jones no more in Big D

Anonymous said...

Oft-injured DB cut in Dallas

JMC said...

-Pacman released, McNabb: "I didn't know he was in prison."

JMC said...

-Jones released, plans to return to WVU to finish his degree