Taxicab Confessions: Coach's wife sues cabbie over lack of marital whoopie

Just when you thought you could sue for anything, the wife of University of Mississippi coach Andy Kennedy has proved everyone wrong once again.

The former University of Cincinnati coach was arrested in December for assaulting a cab driver and the resulting litigation has been so stressful that it has caused a hiccup in the couple's sex life.

Kennedy’s wife, Kimber, sued that cab driver and a valet driver who backed his claims to police and the media, saying their accusations had harmed the couple's personal relationship, including their sex life. Kennedy, who was in Cincinnati as the head coach for the University of Mississippi, was charged Dec. 18 with misdemeanor assault after police said he punched cabbie Mohamed Jiddou while shouting racial slurs at him after leaving a downtown bar.

The basketball coach sued Jiddou and valet Michael Strother for defamation the day after his arrest. The lawsuit was amended three days later to include his wife, Kimber Kennedy, claiming a lack of consortium because of the accusations against her husband.

First off: a quick word about Kimber Kennedy: MILF.

If this lawsuit is successful for the Kennedys, it will be a breakthrough for humankind. Suing for a lack of sex! WOW!

ESPN, garlic farmers and Tax Season would all be fucked!

[WLWT via Deadspin]