Monday, January 19, 2009

Taxicab Confessions: Coach's wife sues cabbie over lack of marital whoopie

Just when you thought you could sue for anything, the wife of University of Mississippi coach Andy Kennedy has proved everyone wrong once again.

The former University of Cincinnati coach was arrested in December for assaulting a cab driver and the resulting litigation has been so stressful that it has caused a hiccup in the couple's sex life.
Kennedy’s wife, Kimber, sued that cab driver and a valet driver who backed his claims to police and the media, saying their accusations had harmed the couple's personal relationship, including their sex life. Kennedy, who was in Cincinnati as the head coach for the University of Mississippi, was charged Dec. 18 with misdemeanor assault after police said he punched cabbie Mohamed Jiddou while shouting racial slurs at him after leaving a downtown bar.

The basketball coach sued Jiddou and valet Michael Strother for defamation the day after his arrest. The lawsuit was amended three days later to include his wife, Kimber Kennedy, claiming a lack of consortium because of the accusations against her husband.
First off: a quick word about Kimber Kennedy: MILF.

If this lawsuit is successful for the Kennedys, it will be a breakthrough for humankind. Suing for a lack of sex! WOW!

ESPN, garlic farmers and Tax Season would all be fucked!

[WLWT via Deadspin]


Bokolis said...

I'm sure the coach is ecstatic. He'll have half the student body lined up outside his door, looking to service his old lady. It'll give him more time with his mistress.

Hopefully, the defense asks for a demonstration...or the judge orders it. When the coach can't perform, the defense will invoke Johnnie Cochran.

Steve from Topeka said...

Not sure the grief that hes going to take on the SEC road was worth putting that in the lawsuit - provided that info goes mainstream...

GMoney said...

Just admit it already, Kimber. Your sex life sucks because your husband looks like a giant penis.

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