Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Morning Headlines: Presidential Inauguration

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winner:
JMC with two goodies: Cards win by odd 32-35 score and Something in the Air(izona), cards win

-Millions to gather in Washington for key speech

-Snow in the forecast for outdoor ceremony

-African American to deliver important speech in D.C.

Your best political offerings in the comments.


JMC said...

-Crowd blinded by Biden's teeth

-First Hawaiian-born president sworn in

-Large crows puts pressure on Washington infrastructure, security.

-Many bundle up for cold while attending Washington event

Ryan said...

Jesse Jackson, Alan Keyes not to be first black president.

Traffic near Capitol heavy, light on the Beltway

GMoney said...

Obama now President, the South gently weeps

New president with big shoes to follow

HM said...

President Bush Departs After Two Terms.

Michelle Obama Aceepts New Job.

South Concerned That New President Will Suddenly Enforce Civil Rights Act....of 1964.

Political Speech Hopes to Maintain Momentum from Monday's Cyrus-Lovato-Jonas Concert.

Bokolis said...

-New First Lady fills Zoloft scrip

-After Oprah slip, Biden pimp-slaps old lady, puts her to work in Fuck-Me Boots

als said...

Politicians gather in capitol for outdoor event

Bokolis said...

Leave it to Yahoo! to trump us all.

Sasha Obama remains playful during father's inauguration

Anonymous said...

Thousands show up in 20 degree weather for swearing in ceremony, all thinking "i would be much warmer and have a better view if i watched from my house"

Rocco said...

Parades, Pageantries, Mall Cleanup, and Security costs cause national debt to double overnight. Congress to approve bailout tomorrow to pay for everything. "Patriotic" Veep does not offer to pay more in taxes to help out.