Monday, January 12, 2009

Well, those games sure sucked a dick

If those were four of the worst Divisional games we've seen in a few years, well color us stupid.

OK, we get it:

-Home field don't mean shit
-Byes are detrimental
-Bird mascots are winners (take a hint LA future expansion team)
-Joe Buck should put a bar of soap in his mouth
-The refs may or may not have totally fucked up
-Blah, blah, blah. There wasn't even enough porn on the Internet to keep us entertained.

Really though, we dropped the Steelers-Bolts game to watch "Pineapple Express" for the second time. And that movie wasn't even very good. It was aight. But not great. Probably better if you're high. Maybe we should watch it high. After the weekend we had, we're thinking about getting into some pretty heavy shit.

Oh. The Arizona Cardinals are hosting the NFC Championship game. WHAT THE FUCK HAS OUR WORLD COME TO?


GMoney said...

BAL/TEN was a pretty good game. Physical as hell. There had to have been at least 40 injuries.

Udo D. said...

The Fan was funny as heck this morning but not as funny as when the Mets collapsed in '07. Funniest caller was the guy who blamed the weather for all of Eli's bad passes to which Craig Carton replied "funny, it didn't affect Donovan McNabb's passes." LOL.

BTW - There is no such team as the New York Giants. They are the New Jersey Gi-aints because they play in NJ and they AIN'T gonna repeat. LMAO LMAO!

And - the funniest thing this year will be the Yankees not winning the WS even with a payroll higher than the GDP of Egypt. LOL.

Bazooka Jones said...

Only saw Pineapple Express once, was super high, and it was hilarious then.

I'm a Ravens fan, so I enjoyed the Bal/Ten game. I don't feel bad at all about the play clock thing. They beat us in the regular season with help from a bullshit roughing call, though our defense did let them drive after it.

We beat them on a bullshit non-call, and their D did let us drive after.