Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Hassan Adams must know Eddie Sutton

Arizona Wildcats' swingman Hassan Adams was pulled over Sunday on suspicion of driving under the influence.

Booze: so great 98% of the time, so bad that other 2%. Just ask former Oklahoma State coach Eddie Sutton. He loves the taste, but can't handle the effects.

Because Hassan likes to drink an occasional Sea Breeze and then be an idiot and get behind the wheel, Arizona coach, Lute Olson, won't allow the drunk to accompany the team to LA for the Pac-10 Tournament.

As UW Huskies' fans, this is probably good news (though the chance of UW and Arizona meeting could only happen in the championship game), but we really like Hassan. They call him "Hot Sauce" which is just about the funniest nickname we know of.

Hot Sauce though may start getting called just "Sauced," cause he, you know, likes to get fucked up.

In other news:
No attempt at humor here today folks. Let's all pour one out (even you Hassan and Eddie) for hall of famer Kirby Puckett, who passed away last night at the age of 45. The Big Picture salutes you, Kirby.

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