Thursday, May 11, 2006
The Jenn Sterger Mailbag
FSU Cowgirl Jenn Sterger has turned her 15 minutes of fame into what's become a few months of fame. She's done Maxim, Playboy and likely a few dudes. She's also arranged this neat little mailbag where she answers readers' questions at SI On Campus.
The questions are mainly sports-related, with a few about relationship stuff. But because we used to work for SIOC, we had some special access to all the emails Sterger received. Here are some of those letters that didn't make the cut:
Do you make house calls?
--Joe, Atlanta
Can we have sex? Like tomorrow.
--Luke, Denver
Hey Jenn. So, um, you cool with double-headers?
--Captain Fred, Lake Minnetonka
What's your policy on condoms?
--Mike, St. Louis
Are your boobs real? It's cool if they're not. But they are real, right?
--Carl, New York
Have you ever done it with a girl? Can you do it with my wife?
--Felix, Omaha
Ever been with a black man?
--LeBron, Cleveland
Did you ever do gymnastics?
--Josh, Memphis
What size t-shirt do you wear? Like a child's medium?
--Wayne, Miami
Do you travel much? I hear Eagle, Colo. is nice.
--Kobe, Los Angeles
Can I fuck you? Please.
--Stan, Dallas
The questions are mainly sports-related, with a few about relationship stuff. But because we used to work for SIOC, we had some special access to all the emails Sterger received. Here are some of those letters that didn't make the cut:
Do you make house calls?
--Joe, Atlanta
Can we have sex? Like tomorrow.
--Luke, Denver
Hey Jenn. So, um, you cool with double-headers?
--Captain Fred, Lake Minnetonka
What's your policy on condoms?
--Mike, St. Louis
Are your boobs real? It's cool if they're not. But they are real, right?
--Carl, New York
Have you ever done it with a girl? Can you do it with my wife?
--Felix, Omaha
Ever been with a black man?
--LeBron, Cleveland
Did you ever do gymnastics?
--Josh, Memphis
What size t-shirt do you wear? Like a child's medium?
--Wayne, Miami
Do you travel much? I hear Eagle, Colo. is nice.
--Kobe, Los Angeles
Can I fuck you? Please.
--Stan, Dallas
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7 comments:
good stuff! :D
Well done. I especially liked the emails from Smoot and Jesus Bron Bron!
Great stuff, Zach.
"Are you pro-choice?" -- Dennis in Arizona.
"Do you wear spiked heels?" -- Chuck in Anaheim.
"You holding?" -- Pacman in Tennesee.
Interesting website with a lot of resources and detailed explanations.
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Super color scheme, I like it! Good job. Go on.
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I love you,Jenn.You look really amazing.
Rene from Austria
You look fine.
What I like the most is the way you get along both with men and particularly with women.
An ideal partner.
Love, from a male admirer.
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