Friday, June 12, 2009

FOUL, you fucking idiots


How many game-tying threes in the final 10 seconds will it take before coaches realize that YOU CAN FUCKING FOUL! IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE RULEBOOK! IF YOU MAKE CONTACT WITH THE OPPOSING PLAYER, HE GETS TO SHOOT TWO -- AS IN ONE FUCKING TWO -- FREE THROWS. You can breathe on a guy in the NBA and get called for a foul. Yet, when the game's on the line, let's let 'em take a three! Fuck, five minutes of extra basketball never hurt anyone.

If I'm an Orlando fan, I'm pulling a Tanya Harding on Stan Van Gundy's fucking kneecaps. What a devastating loss. (But strong free throw shooting by Dwight Howard at least kept the Magic in the game.)

3 comments:

GMoney said...

Well, in Orlando's defense:

-Derek Fisher fucking sucks
-Why extend the game when the Magic can't make free throws?
-Seriously, Derek Fisher is fucking horrible

Anonymous said...

Fuck the Lakers
Fuck Kobe
Fuck LA
Fuck the Magic for dowright choking

HM said...

I thought a more devastating "Lost" was the one where they finally found "The Others."

And I agree with Anonymous also.