Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Morning Headlines: Florida State 37, Ohio State 6

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Monday's winner: SSReporters (again!) with this from Texas' 25-inning win over Boston College: BC eager to play Army in next game.

[Florida State-Ohio State box score].

-Buckeyes pound out 13 hits in loss

-Second-inning rally paces FSU to Super Regionals

-Seminoles overcome two errors, 'spotty' pitching, to advance

Your college baseball blowout headlines encouraged in the comments.


JMC said...

-Late rally comes up short for Ohio State

-Seminoles shock Buckeyes, win by three touchdown margin

-Rough outing for OSU's Armstrong (0.1 IP, 11 ER) in loss.

-OSU's Minium throws 2.2 scoreless innings in relief, Buckeyes lose

-Cardullo's 7 hits pace Seminoles in victory

SSReporters said...

First off 37-6 is 31 points which is a 4+ touchdown margin. ;-)

Buckeyes' BCS hopes take a hit with latest loss.

GMoney said...

Seminoles offense stalls in 6th and 7th.

CT Buckeye said...

Pryor non-existant in Buckeyes loss

Bokolis said...

Tressel still confident about title hopes after blowout loss in Kickoff Classic.

Scoreboard operator: Digital board came just in time.

SSReporters said...

Florida State's baseball team outscores rivals Florida's softball team 37-0 in respective games.

als said...

Leadoff man Holt sets the tone with 1-5 day

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