Monday, June 15, 2009

Morning Headlines: Los Angeles 99, Orlando 86

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Lakers win NBA Championship].

-Farmar lifts Lakers to 15th title

-Van Gundy: "It wasn't our year"

-Orlando can't hold first-quarter lead, loses Game 5

Talk NBA for the last time this season in the comments.

9 comments:

rstiles said...

Kobe's kids to get pop after the game

Bokolis said...

Shaq to load up on peanut butter to make taste of Kobe's ass more palatable

Bazooka Jones said...

NBA Season Finally Over; Kobe to Make Latenight Rounds

GMoney said...

Adam Morrison: WE DID IT!

SSReporters said...

Orlando avoids sweep; Loses NBA Finals 4-1.

als said...

Fisher now tied among active players with four championships

THN said...

Adam Morrison gets his ring!

Anonymous said...

Jackson: "We couldn't have done it without Mbenga"

Anonymous said...

Orlando´s win in game three improves their finals reccord to 1-8.

Kobe held a party in Denver.