Friday, June 19, 2009

Alonzo Mourning's wife is going to be on some TV Sh...BOOBS!


Bravo's Real Housewives series, which focuses on women who don't do laundry, dishes or their husbands, is coming to Miami where its cast will include six hookers and a tranny.
Cable’s Bravo is working on a Real Housewives of Miami project. No real surprise here since there’s after all a version of the alleged reality series in just about every area of the country. More surprising, however, are some names on the tentative casting list obtained by the Miami Herald: former Palm Beach County resident Leah Black, star drag-queen Elaine Lancaster; former club owner Ingrid Cesares; Tracy Mourning, wife of former Miami Heat star Alonzo Mourning.
Tracy's housewife duties included making Chicken Cacciatore and many trips to the doctor's office. She is also a philanthro...LOOK AT THOSE TITTIES! WHOA! YOU COULD MOTORBOAT THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE!

[Palm Beach Post via Ben Maller]

2 comments:

GMoney said...

Jessica, do us all a favor and take your shirt off.

Anonymous said...

I don’t understand why a guy would have a wife this beautiful and still have so many women on the side….Not trying to be a hater, but the rumor has it that he and a married woman from the midwest carried on for over a decade while she was having babies and trying to be a “good wife.”

It’s nice to see that through his charity work he’s trying to make a difference…..When you’re THAT selfish you have alot to make up for!!!