Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Breaking news: Seahawks' van struck by gate, lightning
As the Seahawks' were heading downtown to a news conference, their van was struck by an automated parking gate. (There was no lightning, but from the magnitude of this story on the local news, there may as well have been). Matt Hasselbeck, Shaun Alexander and Walter Jones were the biggest stars in the car. Everybody was fine, nobody was hurt, and Matt Hasselbeck is still bald.
Perhaps a ploy to generate more news during this boring fucking week? We think so too.