Thursday, January 26, 2006
Ron Mexico angry at Virginia Tech
Ron Mexico (alias Michael Vick) isn't very happy.
After stomping on Elvis Dumervil's leg, brandishing a gun in a McDonald's parking lot, speeding on a suspended license, nailing underage girls, smoking weed, probably smoking crack, harboring illegal immigrants, robbing jewelry stores for $175 in cash, and pouring gasoline on workers on his ranch, his lil' bro, Lil' Mexico, was booted off the Virginia Tech football team earlier this month.
But Big Mexico thinks his brother was wrongly dismissed from the team.
"Sometimes your emotions just take over," Big Mexico told the Associated Press during halftime Wednesday night of the Atlanta Hawks' game against the Cleveland Cavaliers. "I know Marcus. He's not the kind of kid that's going to do something like that on purpose. That's just something he's got to live with, and now it's just time to move on."
Lil' Mexico's emotions likely took over at a Virginia McDonald's too. The toy in his Happy Meal sucked, so he pulled a gun on three teenagers and probably said something clever like, "Super size this, bitch."
Big Mexico continued, "He didn't do anything wrong. The world will all know when the truth comes out."
Well, according to the legal system, pulling a gun on kids and smoking weed is doing something wrong. But who's counting anyway?
(Thanks to Deadspin for the photo.)