Captain Pussyman to have lots of rooms for pussy pleasure at new Tampa home

That photo is of Derek Jeter's new Tampa home in its early construction stages. Whoa, whoa, whoa, big house! Seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms and plenty of other places for Captain Pussyman to get wild with an array of Tampa beauties (like a pool and seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms and 32 living rooms.).

It might be the biggest house in all of Florida (probably not, but close). From the Tampa Tribune:

Designed with a whopping 30,875 square feet of space, the seven-bedroom, nine-bathroom waterfront home dwarfs nearby mansions and could end up the largest home in Hillsborough County. It's roughly the size of a BestBuy electronics store and twice the size of the previous No. 1 house, just across Hillsborough Bay on Bayshore Boulevard, owned by Lazydays RV SuperCenter founder Don Wallace.

The size of a BestBuy?!?! Hope he gets lucky in the camcorder section. That would be sweeeeet.

But in all seriousness, that's an obnoxiously-big house and totally unneccesary when YOU LIVE BY YOUR FUCKING SELF!

He'll probably throw nice neighborhood barbeques though. Captain Pussyman is very neighborhood-y.

Who's got the edge? Jeter or Mayer

Hot Clicks' Jimmy Traina sparks very provocative, intelligent debate: who's dated the hotter women: Jeter or Mayer?

Captain Pussyman: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minnillo.

Mayer: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz.

We would probably do all of them. We just thought we'd let you know a little bit about us.

So, the hotter bunch of ladies? Make your case in the comments. Our thoughts will lead things off...

Captain Pussyman strikes again

We know just over 800 blogs picked this up yesterday, but really any excuse to use "Captain Pussyman" in a headline is reason enough for us.

From the New York Daily News via Deadspin, via With Leather via blah blah blah:

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking. The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

"Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"

So what did they do last night? Drink hot cocoa? Play Chutes and Ladders? Our money is on them having wild, hot, monkey, anal, NC-17 fun. But really, our guess is as good as any one's.

Shouldn't Capt. Pussyman be like upset that his team lost and all as recently as a week ago? That his manager is probably out the door? That the organization isn't sure where it's headed?

In all fairness, maybe he is upset. How would you make yourself feel better? Threesome!

Oh yeah, and why would he pick up their parking bill? It's not like it was his car. Two points, Pussyman. Two points.