Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Morning Headlines: Philadelphia hammers Cincinnati

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Monday's winner: HM of Hoops and Other Pop Culture with this from Wimbledon: Roddick breaks serve twice to Federer's once.

[Phillies-Reds box score].

-Fisher throws two scoreless in relief

-Big fourth gives Phils breathing room

-Hamels evens record with seven strong

Your blowout headlines in the comments.


Anonymous said...

"Rose bets the Reds +20, and loses"

Bazooka Jones said...

Cueto's ERA takes a hit in Reds loss

GMoney said...

Dusty Baker goes through 40 toothpicks in loss

HM said...

I won a contest? I will be like George Costanza and quit while I am ahead.

adam said...

Hot-streak continues for Cincy's Gomes.

Anonymous said...

Reds comeback falls just short

Anonymous said...

Unearned run in 4th causes Reds to go down.