Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Fuck you, you cum-guzzling media whore. Go jump in front of a fucking truck.

Brett Favre, pictured, is pretending to be upset about pretending to retire for probably the 84th time.

Brett Favre is worse than Pete Rose. He's worse than Michael Phelps. He's worse than Barry Bonds. He's worse than Michael Vick Chris Henry.

Go eat a field of cock you piece of rat shit. I hate you the way Subway hates Quiznos; the way dogs hate cats; the way husbands hate their wives.

Thank you for not being relevant during the football season. This way we can focus on real, actual football while you keep your soap-opera bullshit where the fuck it belongs.

6 comments:

rstiles said...

Brett Favre is a dick...and I still don't believe it is over...if some top quarterback gets hurt, the rumors will start again and he will milk this...

Anonymous said...

its not over. but good riddens

Bokolis said...

I think he realizes that Madden's not coming back. With no one to give him a perpetual reacharound, he figures, what's the point?

GMoney said...

He's just a kid out there...who is giving up playing because he doesn't want to participate in camp. WHAT A GREAT TEAMMATE!!!

Anonymous said...

It will be over if he stays put until february.

Anonymous said...

bokolis....espn