Friday, July 17, 2009

Captain Pussyman to have lots of rooms for pussy pleasure at new Tampa home

That photo is of Derek Jeter's new Tampa home in its early construction stages. Whoa, whoa, whoa, big house! Seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms and plenty of other places for Captain Pussyman to get wild with an array of Tampa beauties (like a pool and seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms and 32 living rooms.).

It might be the biggest house in all of Florida (probably not, but close). From the Tampa Tribune:
Designed with a whopping 30,875 square feet of space, the seven-bedroom, nine-bathroom waterfront home dwarfs nearby mansions and could end up the largest home in Hillsborough County. It's roughly the size of a BestBuy electronics store and twice the size of the previous No. 1 house, just across Hillsborough Bay on Bayshore Boulevard, owned by Lazydays RV SuperCenter founder Don Wallace.
The size of a BestBuy?!?! Hope he gets lucky in the camcorder section. That would be sweeeeet.

But in all seriousness, that's an obnoxiously-big house and totally unneccesary when YOU LIVE BY YOUR FUCKING SELF!

He'll probably throw nice neighborhood barbeques though. Captain Pussyman is very neighborhood-y.

3 comments:

rstiles said...

I guess he will keep pussy in each of the bedrooms

HM said...

Not in Florida, but Holyfield's home is 54,000 square feet:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1077/is_6_59/ai_114477393/

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