Monday, July 06, 2009

Morning Headlines: Federer wins Wimbeldon

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Federer wins Wimbledon].

-Federer records key win on grass court

-Sampras a "non-factor" at Wimbledon

-Roddick: 'The jet lag was difficult to overcome'


JMC said...

-Federer sets personal best for aces in win.

-Lengthy match ends in victory for Swiss

-Roddick fails in bid to win second Major championship

GMoney said...

Federer prevails; Roddick changes last name to Mickelson

HM said...

Roddick breaks serve twice to Federer's once.

Bokolis said...

Grounds crew face challenge of preparing lawn for next year's Championships.

als said...

Nadal a no-show in Wimbeldon final

josh said...

ms. veronica vaughn appearance outshines epic wimbledon finale