Thursday, April 16, 2009
Your obligatory 'The AL East is upside down' post
We know, we know, it's early -- OK, very early -- but take a look at the AL East standings. Completely ass-backwards, right?!
Baltimore has a winning record? The Blue Jays are more than one game above .500 and they aren't mathematically eliminated? The Orioles' Koji Uehara is 2-0? Dice-K has an ERA of 8,000 and is on the shelf? Adam Lind is a Triple Crown threat for Toronto? Nick Swisher is the Yankees most productive batter? Koji Uehara is 2-0?! WHO THE FUCK is Koji Uehara?!
Up is down and down is up. Bad is good and good is bad. We must be in Make Believe Land. Our head is spinning.
Also: Seattle, Florida and San Diego are winning divisions.
Baltimore still loses 100, right?