Monday, April 20, 2009

Morning Headlines: Orlando vs. Philadelphia

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Magic-Sixers box score].

-Sixers jump out to early lead, never look back

-Van Gundy: 'We started slow'

-Philly overcomes absence of Rush, captures Game 1

Your NBA best in the comments.


SSReporters said...

Sixers stave off late rally by Magic in closing seconds, win 100-98.

GMoney said...

Tony DiLeo: "You don't even know who I am"

adam said...

Iguodala misses two key free-throws down the stretch, but heady defense bails Sixers out in must-win Game 1

JMC said...

-Home team drops playoff opener

HM said...

Theo Ratliff and Donyell Marshall win playoff the 21st Century!

(Not my comment -- but I follow pro hoops pretty steady. I had no idea these two were even still in the league -- they were a combined +35!!!!!!!!!!!! in plus-minus).