Thursday, April 23, 2009

That's what the excitement for Lindsay Soto was all about?


Remember Lindsay Soto? The FSN/Versus blonde, maybe fake-titted hottie that was crowned Would you do... champ? She's back in the news...

All I heard while listening to local Sports Radio yesterday morning was how hot she was during the Sharks/Ducks telecast. Callers and the show's hosts were saying how she overshadowed a good Sharks victory.

So, naturally, all we could think about for the rest of the day was coming home, finding good YouTube footage from Tuesday's game, and lighting some candles while Jergens and Kleenex kept us company.

After some digging, Deadspin gave us the video we were looking for.



THAT'S IT?! That's like high-school cleavage. I would rather masturbate to Baseball Tonight than that. People excited about that are people stuck in a sexless marriage who still haven't discovered that there's free porn on the Internet.

9 comments:

rstiles said...

That was weak!!!

Anonymous said...

The thing is she knows what she is wearing is low cut and she knows she has big tits. And she knew before she was going to do the interview that she would have to behind down. Why front now? Dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

she looks really unprofessional on camera holding her jacket to cover her tits. its not a big deal. but then again who watches versus nhl anyway?

Bokolis said...

Ummmm...why pay for those boobs if you're going to cover up the cleavage?

It's all y'all muthafuckas fault for voting her WYD champ. That's the only reason she got the gig.

Anonymous said...

exactly why cover those up

GMoney said...

Ken Hitchcock shows better cleavage.

Anonymous said...

too bad she didn't bend further over and let it all hang out!

Anonymous said...

Let those boys breathe!

Anonymous said...

It was certainly nothing to be alarmed over and I dont quite get all the fuss, there's no question that she is gorgeous and has a killer body.