Friday, April 17, 2009

Morning Headlines: Madden Retires


Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Madden retires].

-Former ABC broadcaster steps down

-Madden: 'The travel was killing me'

-Pat Summerall partner to call it quits

-Al Davis: 'We'll take a good, hard look at him'

Your best Maddenisms in the comments.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Madden: There is no joy in football with out Brett Favre

SSReporters said...

Former Eagles player retires from booth.

JMC said...

-Coach turned broadcaster retires

-Namesake of popular video game ends career

Alex said...

And just like that... BOOM Frank Caliendo´s carrer is over.

GMoney said...

Madden retires, turducken taken off endangered species list

Ben Chew AKA BC said...

John Madden retires, now is free to start Bromance with Brett Favre

Anonymous said...

Chris Collinsworth to Provide Color to Sunday Night Football

SSReporters said...

All-republican booth as Cris Collinsworth joins Al Michaels in the SNF booth.

adam said...

NBC production coordinator "thrilled" about now booking flights for two on-air talent.