Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Morning Headlines: National Championship

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[UNC-Michigan State box score].

-Heels pull away late to win title

-Lawson, solid from the field, helps Carolina win tournament

-Izzo: 'Free throw shooting killed us'

Your final college hoops headlines of the season in the comments.


Anonymous said...

Carolina overcomes slight homecourt advantage for Spartans to win second title in 5 years

Mr. Ace said...

Carolina rallies around Hansbrough's retardation to win the Championship.

CT Buckeye said...

Economic boost for Detroit comes to an abrupt end

SSReporters said...

Michigan State loses early 3-2 advantage; Falls to Tar Heels in crucial game.

GMoney said...

Lawson sets steals record in game

Heels win caps off extremely boring tournament

HM said...

Mr. Ace is the winner, but I will try anyway:

Spartans second half edge not enough as Carolina wins.

Isaiah Dahlman, in fact, not dead, scores 2 in Spartan defeat.

Carolina victory so convincing that game ends with seven white guys on the court.

adam said...

Williams: "We won this game from the free-throw line"

CT Buckeye said...

Tarheels extend winning streak to 6