Watching the NBA All-Star game is about as much fun as stubbing your toe

Or...

• being on the toilet and realizing the toilet paper's low
• eating organic produce
  
• lifting heavy boxes
  
• watching paint dry
• ordering a chicken salad sandwich and getting served egg salad instead
• attending art shows that don't serve wine
• having pulsating car breaks
• making spaghetti and realizing you don't have any pasta sauce
  
• witnessing a hung jury
• paying for something that costs $5.04 and getting 96 cents of change back because you didn't have four fucking pennies and the goddamn clerk wouldn't give you a bump.
  
• untangling wires
• wearing a shirt with an itchy tag
• sitting through an entire episode of "King of the Hill"
  
• trying to open a tightly-sealed jar when your hands are greasy
• hearing grown men grunt in the gym
• sitting in a chair that has one leg that's shorter than the others
  
• movies with subtitles
• Seeing a woman getting beaten and raped and not doing anything when she's crying out for help because you don't want to give up your spot in line to see "The Reader"
• being forced to make a sandwich with the end piece of the loaf
  
• paper jams in the printer you told the boss needed to be replaced but he wouldn't because "we have to tighten our belt a bit"
• paper cuts
  

Add your own in the comments, you scoundrels.