Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Shocking: Slugger did steroids, Earth not flat

Only way to guarantee we won't read a sports story: mention "steroids" in the headline.

It's not a big mystery, it's not shocking and we DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

Good to know our pal Jimmy at Hot Clicks agrees. He wrote this regarding A-Rod (who we once saw in a restaurant lobby. We made bedroom eyes at his then wife, Cynthia. She took us to the bathroom and made that fantasy a reality. Not really. Again, if only our life were a porno...):
I couldn't care less about him -- or any other player -- failing a steroids test. None of the steroids stories surprise me, disappoint me or interest me. I want to watch and enjoy baseball. I don't want to play Sherlock Holmes to figure out who is/was clean or dirty.
Ditto.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know one thing. Cynthia is hot. Whose to say she wasnt on the sauce?

Anonymous said...

I WOULD DEFINITELY HIT CYNTHIA.

GMoney said...

Are you foreshadowing a Friday "Would You Do" for Cynthia, Zach???

vox said...

when's SHE in the contest???

vox populi!

Anonymous said...

She is wonderful.

Scrubs said...

Cynthia is definitely MILF material!!

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