Friday, February 06, 2009

Morning Headlines: Summitt wins 1,000th game

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winner: D.O. with this number: Kadkfhaoehfadskl: 'Martynas Pocius really filled the stat sheet tonight.'

[Summitt wins 1,000th].

-Tennessee explodes in key SEC victory

-Vols hold Georgia to 19 second-half points in rout

-Summitt: 'That was a true team victory'

Women's hoops. That's new. Have at it in the comments.


CT Buckeye said...

Summitt earns contract extension after Lady Vols win.

Anonymous said...

Lady Vols win; my hangnail worsens.

JMC said...

damn Buckeye you took my first one!

-Summitt adds to record number of wins

-Summitt: I couldn't have done it without Lane Kiffin

-Summitt's mother and son absent for important win

-Marshall leads Georgia win 16 in loss

-Women's coach earns milestone win

-Summitt wins record 40th game vs. Georgia

GMoney said...

Summitt reaches the summit; Bruce Pearl's chest unpainted

SSReporters said...

Lady Vols bounce back from Oklahoma defeat to top Georgia.

CT Buckeye said...

Lady vols win, get new t-shirts.

JMC said...

get new t-shirts - that's hilarious

adam said...

"bounce back from Oklahoma defeat" - hahahaha!! SSReporters OWNS this game.


Bulldogs go cold late, fall game back in competitive SEC East.

HM said...

Lady Vols Win As Summitt Divorce Anniversary Nears.

Choose One Coach to Win 1,000 Games? Gimme Head!

volie said...

oops, I thought this was the "would do do?" contest? AAAGGH!