Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Morning Headlines: A-Rod Admits Steroid Use


Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on on a game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Yesterday's winners: You guys rocked the Pro Bowl headlines:

-SSReporters (again!) with this: NFC stuns AFC in a game lacking penalties.

-Ryan of The Victoria Times with: Collinsworth replaces Madden in the booth for Pro Bowl.

-HM of Hoops and Other Pop Culture goes: Late Carney field goal ices game.

[A-Rod interview].

-Former Mariner admits substance abuse

-Slugger could face suspension for off-field incident

These are hard! Do us proud in the comments.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

There is no "I" in A-Rod...but there is in A-Roid!!!

Anonymous said...

The immense pressure of Ranger baseball forces stars to use performance enhancing drugs.

SSReporters said...

A-Rod's steroid use with Rangers cancels out Hamilton's comeback in club's drug history.

GMoney said...

Bret Boone: What about me?

A-Rod admits to steroids, denies purple lips

JMC said...

-A-Rod: I gave up roids because these Kaballah bracelets are more effective

-A-Rod: I experimented with drugs, Jeter.

JMC said...

-Peter Gammons delivers with hard hitting yet emotionally sensitive interview

adam said...

A-Rod: "I thought it was heroin"

als said...

2008 debacle behind them, Yankees, A-Rod gear up for Spring Training

JMC said...

-Feds try to deflect attention from golden boy A-Rod by charging Tejada

Sam said...

Friend of Madonna busted in steroids scandal

Anonymous said...

Slappy Steroid's Scam

Anonymous said...

I thought it was Viagra!

davidfincher said...

Really A-Rod Admits Steroid Use
I can't believe this news really i am shocked
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grace said...

He admit that he use steroid.for what reason to be hyper during the game?