Hall of Famer Ernie Banks is perhaps the greatest Cub ever and has arguably the best baseball quote in history.Now he's on his way to getting certified to wed people -- the true Cubbie way.
Legendary Cubbie Ernie Banks was being very foxy loxy while huddling at Harry Caray's eatery last week with former White Sox slugger Ron Kittle, who has a license to marry people.The kicker: Banks wanted to know how to get certified -- so he could perform wedding ceremonies at Wrigley Field!
This came from Chicago Sun-Times columnist Michael Sneed who isn't a male sportswriter but rather an aging female columnist who looks like Gary Busey.
This post's headline? The Princess Bride, of course.
[Source: Ben Maller]
2 comments:
getting married by Ernie Banks at the friendly confines? damn, how much is THAT gonna cost?
Isn't getting married by a Cub an omen that divorce is coming?
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