Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Who needs Monster.com when you have Red River Shootout tickets?


We've all been there: recent college grads, ready to take on the world, only to realize that college taught you how to drink, cram and use the fuck out of your hi-liter. And not much in the way of how to find a job.

So when this creative Oklahoma grad got his hand on some Red River Shootout tickets, he knew he had some leverage.
TRADE: My OU/Texas Tickets for a job…... Tickets are on the Oklahoma side. Great seats valued at approximately $600!!! Game is at the Cotton Bowl October 17, 2009 at 11:00am.

What I want is new job/career… So my offer to you is…. If I land a position with my desired pay/benefits by October 16, as a direct result of your assistance or referral, my tickets to the Red River Shootout will be yours for $1 as a thank you. I am hoping someone will appreciate my creativity and give me a shot. I am confident I will not disappoint. If you would like to know more about who I am before considering my offer, see my brief bio/resume below.

Actual resume is available if you present a valid offer. Thank you for your time and consideration.
This guy will be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company by the time he's 30. Bold move buddy. Best of luck...

Meanwhile, we, ugh, have season tickets to the San Francisco Giants. Club Level, behind home plate...

[Via Hot Clicks]

4 comments:

Bokolis said...

You could probably get head for those Giants tickets...no guarantee that it'll be from a bird though.

GMoney said...

Why the unnecessary $1? He would already be getting a job. Selfish prick.

Anonymous said...

Takes a very special person to do that and be that creative. Wow someone would actually post a selfish comment about the $1.

Anonymous said...

douche bag, sounds like a desparate sooner. Creative yes, CEO of a Fortune 500, NEVER!