Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Morning Headlines: Minnesota beats Green Bay

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

Monday's winner: JMC with this on today's AL Central playoff: Twins win final game, will play again Tuesday.

[Vikings-Packers box score].

-Peterson finds end zone despite sub-par night

-McCarthy: 'We were one dimensional'

-Sacks frustrate Rodgers, Packers

5 comments:

JMC said...

-Favre's play once again leads to Packers loss

-Tigers and Twins have to wait because "some football players" were using the field

-Grant grinds out 51 rushing yards in loss

-Weather in dome not a factor in Peterson's fumble, Vikes still win

GMoney said...

Shiancoe keeps pants on in Vikings win.

Gruden: THIS GUY IS A FOOTBALL PLAYER!!!

JMC said...

-Favre to get knob slobbed by MSM another week after defeating former team

HM said...

Packers allow sack to Jimmy Kennedy -- league considers relegating Pack to United Football League.

Packers kickoff coverage great, but not enough, in loss to Vikes.

Adam said...

Longwell leads Vikes past old team