Monday, October 05, 2009

Morning Headlines: Tigers, Twins win; force playoff

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Tigers win; Twins too].

-Minnesota yields 12 hits, yet wins big

-Verlander gets 19th as Tigers hold on

-Twins 'excited' about rare off day

Your one-game playoff headlines in the comments, please.


JMC said...

If I could do strikethrough in a comment it would be

-Tigers and Twins to play (strike)Monday(/strike)Tuesday to decide Central

-Twins fail in bid to play final game in Metrodome

-Twins win final game, will play again Tuesday

GMoney said...

Regular season means nothing as Twins have to beat Tigers one more time.

Bokolis said...
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Bokolis said...

Source: Favre waffling led to baseball game being pushed back.

adam said...

Comerica Park food vendors on standby for Saturday afternoon.

SSReporters said...

Tigers and Twins finish above defending AL Champs Rays to wrap up 2009 MLB Season.