Tuesday, August 25, 2009

This'll make you punch a hole through your motherfucking TV. And your garage door. And then we'll go ahead and break some more shit and kill a kitten

Sure, go ahead and walk Dexter Fowler to lead off the bottom of the 14th in a three-run game AFTER HE'S FOULED A BALL OFF HIS FUCKING KNEECAP AND CAN'T WALK AND SURE AS FUCK DOESN'T WANT TO SWING THE MOTHERFUCKING BAT.

Sure, go ahead and walk pitcher Adam Eaton, who hasn't had an at-bat all fucking season, WITH THE BASES FUCKING LOADED. ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL? THROW THE FUCKING BALL UNDERHAND IF YOU HAVE TO!

This is the worst game in the history of baseball and the history of organized sport. No need to play the rest of the season. Everyone on the Giants should be fired. They can field a team of monkeys against Arizona tonight. The Rockies are going to the playoffs and the Giants are going to hell.

Don't talk to us until football starts.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

As an A's fan all I have to say is welcome to the suck that is the 2009 season :), I love to see uptight Giants fans upset cause San Fran will never have champs... MUHAHAHAHA

rstiles said...

Shit, I watched Saturday's game and the Giants blew a 6-0 lead...I would like to see the Giants make the playoffs, but they are imploding...

Shit, the Rockies may even catch the Dodgers who are sucking ass of late...

JMC said...

I blame this one entirely on my girlfriend who committed several sins - first off she said: "this game is over." after the giants got their 4th run. Then she made me change the channel during the bottom of the 14th so she could watch the latest episode of Mad Men which she had missed when it aired in its regular time slot. So I'm forced to listen to the end of the game on the radio, and then of course, BOOM, world explodes.

GMoney said...

This is the worst game in the history of baseball and the history of organized sport.

Well, the two starting pitchers were Zito and Marquis so you may be on to something.

49er16 said...

As a Giants fan, I'm not afraid to say I cried after this game. What a depressing way to go out.

Now I'm ready to have my heart broken by the 49ers.

Anonymous said...

Even funnier when you realize Fowler got put on the DL and Eaton got sent to AAA.