Friday, August 14, 2009

Morning Headlines: Michael Vick signs with Eagles


Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!


Yesterday's winner: John with this juicy nugget: "Samardzija strikes out on 3 pitches in only at bat, has 0 receiving yards."

[Vick signs with Philadelphia].

-Second-year option key to Vick's deal with Eagles

-McNabb: "This is Michael Vick's team"

-Kolb to fight for No. 2 QB job with former Falcon

Vick's back in the league! Some Vick banter in the comments, please.

16 comments:

D.O. said...

Vick joins Eagles in time for dog days of August.

Eagles dogged by questions after signing Vick.

Reid: Vick is a dogged competitor.

Eagles gain leg up in dog-eat-dog NFC East.

rstiles said...

Vick is a dick!!

Anonymous said...

Vick is the best. Fuck all of you people who dont like him or dont want to give him a chance. Yeah he killed dogs. But you people fuck them.

Brian said...

Word is that his codename for play-calling will be "K9."

Eagles won't let him wear his most recent uniform number because 340983722 won't fit on the jersey.

The Eagles finally have a player who can tame the Dog Pound in Cleveland.

It's not sure what Vick's role will be with the team but you can bet he won't be dog-sitting the regular players' dogs when they travel for away games.

Vick told Andy Reid he wants no special treatment: "Look, coach, treat me like everyone else so don't throw me any bones at practice."

Yes, I realize these comments are doggerel in nature.

GMoney said...

Reid: I feel like I just gained another son

Anonymous said...

Brian.....olol man you are funny. You stupid fuck. I hope someone comes to kill your dogs.

Anonymous said...

This fuckface should still be in prison and have his balls cut off and never be allowed back in the NFL ever in his life.

I would put a .45 slug in his head if he even looked at my dogs

Bokolis said...

Eagles screw the pooch, sign Vick.

SSReporters said...

Feeley: I need to perform with Vick now here.

Dogz said...

His "audition" included biting the head off the mascot!

Drop dead, Vick, you piece of shit!

Here's hoping some 300 lb elephant breaks you in two on the first play you're in!

Anonymous said...

Heres too Vick fucking all of your white girlfriends and moms and nutting on them and then him telling you to fuck your dogs.

Anonymous said...

STUPID EVIL BASTARD!!! "DOG KILLER” YOU remains a dangerous threat to society. Your barbaric savage treatment of beautiful animals and making them to fight for your sick pleasure will never be forgotten. YOU are a poor excuse of a man!

Anonymous said...

F_ _ K YOU! Throw this "$HIT BAG" to the dogs!!!

Anonymous said...

ROOT IN HELL MICHAEL VICK WITH YOUR FUCKED-UP FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Michal Vick, we are hoping you drop dead on the first play you're in!

Tina said...

F_ _ K YOU! Throw this "$HIT BAG" to the dogs!!!