Thursday, August 13, 2009

Morning Headlines: Pedro returns to the mound

Most mornings, we'll lead off the day with some AM headlines -- but not your traditional ones. Rather we'll focus on one game or story and write headlines that are completely inconsequential and insignificant to the outcome of the game. We'll give a few examples and then you'll play in the comments. Best headline (read: the one that makes us laugh the hardest) will get a shoutout in this space the next day. We'll provide the box score for the game as that can lend itself to plenty of content. Let's have some fun. The more insignificant, the better!

[Phillies-Cubs box score].

-Phils rally late to get Martinez first win of 2009

-Fukudome's 1-for-4 day can't lift Cubs past Pedro, Phillies

-Hello, Cy-Young! Chan Ho Park tosses three perfect innings in rout

Your Pedro headlines in the comments.


John said...

Samardzija strikes out on 3 pitches in only at bat, has 0 receiving yards

Bokolis said...

Pedro fights off jetlag from commuting to and from DR for start

Anonymous said...

Pedro sucks!

And so does Phila!