Monday, August 24, 2009
Plax gets good advice from his prison consultant
Prison life is tough. Especially when you shoot yourself first. But there are people for everything. So Plaxico Burress hired a prison consultant, to, ya know, consult. His advice below...
Plaxico,
Prison is tough. It's hard on you mentally, physically and emotionally. But it's all about how you deal with it. Be strong. Be tough. Be you.
From the get go, you need to make your presence felt. Go kick someone's ass. And not in a soft way like hitting a guy from behind. Instead, turn a fork into a shiv and go shank the leader of one of the gangs.
Once you fuck someone up, you'll get a posse. Don't fucking turn on your posse. Friends equal power in the clink, so use it. If you feel like turning on your group, don't. Didn't you see American History X? Edward Norton publicly humiliated his pals and then they fucked him in the ass figuratively and literally. Don't get fucked in the ass. You'll walk funny and not be able to shit right for a week.
Money is also power. Sell something. Not autographs or signing sessions. That's bullshit behind bars. People might like you because you play football but until you're slinging cigarettes, drugs or weapons, you won't go anywhere.
Another option is to fly under the radar. It's good in theory, but so is communism. You're in the NFL and people know who you are. And subtlety isn't exactly your strong point since you got caught in the first place by SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING LEG.
Keep to yourself, don't shower alone and take advantage of any porn they point your way. Otherwise sit, reflect and maybe write a book. And make some new friends. You won't have many when you get out.
Plaxico,
Prison is tough. It's hard on you mentally, physically and emotionally. But it's all about how you deal with it. Be strong. Be tough. Be you.
From the get go, you need to make your presence felt. Go kick someone's ass. And not in a soft way like hitting a guy from behind. Instead, turn a fork into a shiv and go shank the leader of one of the gangs.
Once you fuck someone up, you'll get a posse. Don't fucking turn on your posse. Friends equal power in the clink, so use it. If you feel like turning on your group, don't. Didn't you see American History X? Edward Norton publicly humiliated his pals and then they fucked him in the ass figuratively and literally. Don't get fucked in the ass. You'll walk funny and not be able to shit right for a week.
Money is also power. Sell something. Not autographs or signing sessions. That's bullshit behind bars. People might like you because you play football but until you're slinging cigarettes, drugs or weapons, you won't go anywhere.
Another option is to fly under the radar. It's good in theory, but so is communism. You're in the NFL and people know who you are. And subtlety isn't exactly your strong point since you got caught in the first place by SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING LEG.
Keep to yourself, don't shower alone and take advantage of any porn they point your way. Otherwise sit, reflect and maybe write a book. And make some new friends. You won't have many when you get out.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
nice game
beautiful blog
This is a beautiful blog, isn't it, dickbag?
As soon as you stop smoking cigarettes, have normal celebrations. Once you go 2 weeks without cigarette smoking, treat yourself to a movie. When you go monthly, eat at a fancy restaurant. Once you go six months time, obtain some product that you've been needing. Once you go a complete calendar year with out cigarette smoking, have a party on your own. Bring all your friends and family to celebrate this milestone. These little festivities can assist you in kicking this poor practice for the control to be able to have a much healthier existence. Attempt to be on a diet regime. Once you eat more healthy, your disposition starts to build up which can prevent you from becoming nervous. A lot of times, folks turn out to be full of nervousness when they haven't been healing their health to well balanced meals, so try to eat a little bit healthier. Using the information you possess gleaned from the above post, you might be now greater equipped to manage your yeast infection. Don't remain indirect regarding it. Keep in mind that something can be accomplished. You can feel better. When you are lifestyle free from infections, you will notice that your standard of living has considerably increased.Battling With Managing Your Diabetes? Consider These Helpful Tips In case you have zits and long head of hair or bangs you have to keep your head of hair clear of and off of the face. The gas with your your hair can get on your encounter and trigger or play a role in any outbreaks. It's also advisable to clean the hair a minimum of daily and also following working out. Implement the K.I.S.S. Tip. We've all found out about Keep It Uncomplicated Stupid, but trading, by its character, can become incredibly sophisticated with the signals, types, charts, etc. The better intricacy you add to your forex currency trading, the greater number of chance for fault or miscalculation. Just make your monitor clear, depend on a number of, trustworthy indications, and function your prepare. Preparing food in the home can provide a lot of extra cash and help your personal budget. Although it could take you some additional time to make the meals, you may conserve lots of money by not needing to pay for yet another organization to make the food. The company must shell out staff, acquire materials and gas and still have to profit. Through taking them out of your equation, you can observe just how much you can save.
Post a Comment