Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Matt Ryan has a symmetrical face, is handsome

Matt Ryan, pictured with eyes and ears on both side of his face, is said to be the most handsome NFL quarterback according to one of those studies that studies things that nobody really cares about.
According to researchers, his face is almost perfectly symmetrical -- a trait that shows a strong correlation to a person's perceived attractiveness. While the average person's face is somewhere around 90% symmetrical, Mr. Ryan scored a 99.8%, which puts him in elite territory.
Matt Ryan likely does just fine for himself; he's an NFL quarterback, took a team to the playoffs in his rookie year, and, gosh, what symmetry!

The list's top 10 is below and Tom Brady is eighth, Tony Romo is No. 23 and Matt Leinart isn't mentioned. Those guys all do pretty well when it comes to symmetrical women.

The Falcons are thought to compete in the NFC Sou...FUCK! Look at that symmetry! We'll be back in a while.



[WSJ via Ben Maller]

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess no black guys are attractive. Not that I give a fuck of how attractive a man is. Terribly irrelevant I hate how sports radio guys say so and so is a good looking man. Fucking faggot asses

Anonymous said...

Melissa Joan Hart has a fat ass and hips.

JMC said...

I'm sorry but I just can't believe that women out there will agree with this list. Aaron Rodgers and Shaun Hill more attractive than Brady? Let's see the poll of actual women.

GMoney said...

I would bet everything that Jay Cutler ranked dead last.

Anonymous said...

heres dead last....mcnabb, vick, garrard, and leftwich.

rakeback said...

I had no idea anyone would waste time finding out how symmetrical someones face was.

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